Emerson Ailidh.~*

Maja Ivarsson has my heart.

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3. I am looking forward to seeing my dogs! I do not have enough dogs in my life. By that I mean that I currently have zero dogs in my life & it makes me sad.

5. I don’t get drunk, but if I did I would certainly hope that Zane would take care of me. He would definitely laugh at me the entire time, but that’s a mutual thing so it’s okay.

11. My most recent sent text says “I was still half asleep after staying up all night breathing through my mouth”. UH.

12. This is a loaded question. If I HAD to choose I would probably say You Know What I Mean by Cults, Millstone by Eisley, Gypsy by Lady Gaga, Je Ne Me Quitte Pas by Regina Spector, &… shit. One more. What do I listen to. Uh. Uhhh. Naïve by The Kooks. Or something.

13. I like it when people play with my hair but if you’ve ever met me you know that it is massive & uncontrollable. People who try to play with my hair usually just end up ripping out tangles.

21. I am really, really, really bad about soaking dishes that don’t even need to be soaked & then just never washing them. It’s a real problem. I also only do my laundry when I am on my last pair of underwear. I probably have much worse bad habits that I am refusing to acknowledge.

22. I would like to travel EVERYWHERE. That’s one of the reasons that I want to go into Global Health! I want to go to eastern Europe, especially Croatia & Estonia. I want to go to southeast Asia, especially Myanmar & Indonesia. I want to go to Bolivia & Iceland & Madagascar. You name it, I want to see it at least once.

24. My favorite part of my daily routine is, without a doubt, getting home after class & taking off my fucking bra. When I wore a weave that feeling of relief was second only to undoing all of the clips in my hair.

25. I am probably most uncomfortable with my hips. They’re not bad, I just have curvy girl hips & I am nowhere near curvy so they look really out of place. If I find pants that fit everywhere else, they are inevitably way too small for my hips. I am constantly rocking tiny muffin top.

32. Which celebrities would I have a threesome with? Why a threesome? That is oddly specific. I guess my biggest male celebrity crushes are Daniel Day-Lewis & Stephen Colbert.

39. I am not very big on shopping, honestly! Recently I found a Goodwill near me that actually has clothes my size, so I’m pretty stoked about that. On the rare occasion that I purposefully go out to shop I really like New York & Company, if there’s a sale, & Forever 21 because I am a cheapskate.

49. Have I done anything recently that I hope no one finds out about? If I had, why would I say so on the internet?

53. My favorite makeup brand is PROBABLY Urban Decay, but I haven’t had experience with a very wide range of brands! All I know is that TooFaced foundation is great.

62. I have never been arrested or even come close, actually! One time when I was fourteen Alyssa & I had to talk to the police because a crazy person called them after we took a candy cane Christmas decoration out of his yard. Keep in mind, we pulled it up & put it back. He called that vandalism, hahaha.

64. The story of my first kiss is nothing short of repulsive & I do not like to think about it.

89. I hate… a lot of people. The person at the top of my shit list at the moment is probably a guy in my physics class who disrupts the entire class multiple times per lecture to stroke his own ego by asking entirely unrelated questions like “How does this relate to string theory?”. NO. SHUTUP. NO ONE CARES.

91. I would love to punch someone in the face but I am very aware of my own stature & I’m pretty sure my bones are made of glass. Maybe, if I found someone weaker than me, I would punch them in the face. But anyone weaker than me is probably dead.

102. This one’s tricky. I would like to think that, because I am so content with my place in life at the moment, I don’t regret anything that has brought me to this point. That being said, there are DEFINITELY things that I wish I could take back or just not have experienced. Is that regret? I don’t really know.

135. Oh God, the dumbest lie I ever told was probably when I convinced someone’s little brother that I was physically incapable of farting & had to go to the hospital to have my gas extracted by a technician. I don’t even remember why I said it, but they totally bought it.

 148. My favorite quote is from Rainer Maria Rilke! “Be patient toward all that is unsolved in your heart and try to love the questions themselves, like locked rooms and like books that are now written in a very foreign tongue. Do not now seek the answers, which cannot be given you because you would not be able to live them. And the point is, to live everything. Live the questions now. Perhaps you will then gradually, without noticing it, live along some distant day into the answer”. So nice.

150. “You will blow your eyes out,” warned Nwoye’s mother, looking up from the yams she was peeling.

Go read Things Fall Apart. So good

 

Thank you for the questions!!!


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Wait, these are actually hella cute questions."

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
4. Are you easy to get along with?
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
15. What good thing happened this summer?
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
19. Do you like bubble baths?
20. Do you like your neighbors?
21. What are you bad habits?
22. Where would you like to travel?
23. Do you have trust issues?
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
26. What do you do when you wake up?
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
30. Do you ever want to get married?
31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
33. Spell your name with your chin.
34. Do you play sports? What sports?
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
40. What do you want to do after high school?
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
43. Do you smile at strangers?
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
46. What are you paranoid about?
47. Have you ever been high?
48. Have you ever been drunk?
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
51. Ever wished you were someone else?
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
53. Favourite makeup brand?
54. Favourite store?
55. Favourite blog?
56. Favourite colour?
57. Favourite food?
58. Last thing you ate?
59. First thing you ate this morning?
60. Ever won a competition? For what?
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
62. Been arrested? For what?
63. Ever been in love?
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
65. Are you hungry right now?
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
67. Facebook or Twitter?
68. Twitter or Tumblr?
69. Are you watching tv right now?
70. Names of your bestfriends?
71. Craving something? What?
72. What colour are your towels?
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
75. Favourite animal?
76. What colour is your underwear?
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
80. What colour pants?
81. Favourite tv show?
82. Favourite movie?
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
87. First person you talked to today?
88. Last person you talked to today?
89. Name a person you hate?
90. Name a person you love?
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
92. In a fight with someone?
93. How many sweatpants do you have?
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
95. Last movie you watched?
96. Favourite actress?
97. Favourite actor?
98. Do you tan a lot?
99. Have any pets?
100. How are you feeling?
101. Do you type fast?
102. Do you regret anything from your past?
103. Can you spell well?
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
107. Have you ever been on a horse?
108. What should you be doing?
109. Is something irritating you right now?
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
111. Do you have trust issues?
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
113. What was your childhood nickname?
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
115. Do you play the Wii?
116. Are you listening to music right now?
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
118. Do you like Chinese food?
119. Favourite book?
120. Are you afraid of the dark?
121. Are you mean?
122. Is cheating ever okay?
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
125. Do you believe in true love?
126. Are you currently bored?
127. What makes you happy?
128. Would you change your name?
129. What your zodiac sign?
130. Do you like subway?
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
133. Favourite lyrics right now?
134. Can you count to one million?
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
137. How tall are you?
138. Curly or Straight hair?
139. Brunette or Blonde?
140. Summer or Winter?
141. Night or Day?
142. Favourite month?
143. Are you a vegetarian?
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
145. Tea or Coffee?
146. Was today a good day?
147. Mars or Snickers?
148. What’s your favourite quote?
149. Do you believe in ghosts?
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?  (via tchitsnathan)

These are really good. Drop a number or a few in my inbox :)

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So pretty.

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So pretty.

Guys.

Guys.

Guys.

Guys listen.

I have the best idea.

Guys listen.

I have the best idea ever.

Guys.

When women walk down the street…

Guys.

Men shouldn’t cat call them.

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